what if the bible was just a popular book and the fan base got out of control
what do you mean ‘what if’
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
Laughing like a wicked Hyena, Selena swallowed his detached penis in one swift gobble and opened the window, spreading out her vagina flaps and soaring out into the cool March air.
And then the Winchesters shot them.
geekmehard: “my headcanon: the guy in the suit is loki.”
[Image: Bucky Barnes kneeling, topless, his back and face bloody, a collar around his neck; someone in a brown suit is standing over him holding the other end of his leash.]
JANE FOSTER WEEK
Day 4: Relationships
"…so there’s been this unspoken relationship between Loki and Jane, but they’ve never actually met. And I think there’s a huge amount of mileage to be had in whatever that spark is between them. Jane knows about Loki, Loki knows about Jane, and what happens when we get the two of them in a room together.”
- Tom Hiddleston
tom ships it so hard.
#ain’t nobody fucking with my clique
Baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough
Ain’t no valley low enough
Ain’t no river wide enough
To keep me from gettin’ to you, babe!
- me: Why doesn't the Rainbow Bridge have a guardrail?
- the husband: ...your next fic, after the Superhero Insurance Team, is going to be the trials of the poor OSHA Director of Asgard.
- grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
- me: *takes a swig of vodka*
- me: *lights up cuban cigar*
- me: *gazes out the window*
- me: my otp will never be canon
- *roll credits*